Star Trek Cruises

I am no slouch when it comes to working with ships. It is too bad about those beta testers though. That must have been a painful death.

Boldly Go Where the Rich Have Gone Before

A three-year journey through the stars awaits you! Experience life aboard a Federation Starship as you become another insignificant cog in the great machine of progress.

Your own private 10' x 10' quarters!
Take your picture with alien races!
Have sex with alien races!
Receive a complimentary phaser!*
Post Holodeck use wall-wiping concierge service!
Starship Battles!**
Have a good time in Ten Forward!
Get a snappy red shirt!

* - Phaser is nonfunctional.
** - Star Trek Cruises is not responsible for any injury or death that may occur during a starship journey.
All sales are final and non-refundable.