Ayla,
I am real interested in this guy "Joe" but he does not even know I exist. How can I get him to notice me?
-Invisible
Invisible,
Bathe self. Tackle Joe. Sit on Joe face. Wait. Joe will notice Invisible.
-Ayla
Ayla,
I am a straight man looking for new roommates and the best place I have found is inhabited by two gay men. Ayla, I am not a homophobe but I worry about what people will think. What should I do?
-RentCurious
RentCurious,
Make nest with two men. Men in same place make for more efficient mating when Ayla goes hunting. Send address to Ayla.
-Ayla
Ayla,
How can you stand being reduced to nothing more than a stereotypical, sex-crazed cave woman?
-Disgusted
Disgusted,
Awwwwwwooooooo?
-Ayla
Ayla,
I just wanted to write and let you know that I love your column. You are true to yourself and I wish that all the woman I have dated were as open as you.
-Ayla Fan
Ayla Fan,
Thank you Ayla Fan. Ayla likes being open. Ayla likes getting these letters. Ayla likes getting letters with pictures of Ayla Fan even more.
-Ayla
