Ryder,
I have been married to my husband "Manuel" for 10 years. Ryder, as long as I have known Manuel he has been morbidly obese. I was not comfortable with the way he looked but I learned to live with it. This past year Manuel has lost and incredible amount of weight and looks fantastic. Ryder I am thrilled that Manuel is taking better care of himself but I am no longer attracted to him! What is wrong with me?
-Confused
Confused,
That is fucked up. I think you have some of those psychological problems and whatnot. Or maybe this is an indication like, that your relationship dynamic and shit with Manuel has some underlying problems that needs addressing and shit. First thing though, tell Manuel you is proud of him. Then make yourself and Manuel and appointment with a licensed like, sex therapist. If Manuel does not want to ride, go yourself.
Or you can just load up on Spanish fly. That should wet you right up.
-Ryder
Ryder,
My parents are always getting on me about not cleaning my room. Now they are telling me that I will lose my driving privileges if I do not do what they say! How can I get my parents to stop treating me like a kid?
-Frustrated
Frustrated,
Personal responsibility is a motherfucker. Get yo ass in there and clean your room! The sooner the shit is done the sooner you will realize that being grown up and stuff is about doing shit you don't like a lot. Once you start acting big your folks will treat you big. Before long you will be rolling up on bustas!
Or you could just kill them. That's what I did with my folks.
-Ryder
