The Culprit:
The Crash to Desktop aka Linux's Revenge
The Problem(s):
The CTD is Mother Nature's way of telling you your computer sucks.
The CTD is Mother Nature's way of telling you that you bought the wrong game.
CTDs reproduce by using a medium called "error reports" to transfer CTD sperm across the Internet.
Fun Facts:
The CTD is a distant relative of the STD.
The Virulent CTD is a special strain of CTD that is unique to your system and game only.
No one ever believes that they have been infected with a Virulent CTD.
The Solution(s):
Take up Stickball?
