The Culprit:
Senator Campaignous aka Looking for Voting Love
The Problem(s):
Senator campaignous love to blame games for violence in youngsters.
Senator campaignous love to blame games for violence in non-youngsters.
Senator campaignous love to blame games for anything because they don't vote or contribute enough to "the cause."
Fun Facts:
Senator campaignous are nature's best hippocrates.
Senator campaignous are asexual creatures.
Senator campaignous' suits are actually their skin, so don't blame a pantsuit, they were born that way.
The Solution(s):
Get out and vote.
Don't vote.
