The Culprit:
Console-Hater Man aka Mr. Cryptoeuphemistic Latent-Supremacist Guy
The Problem(s):
Console-hater man is a dick.
Console-hater man is smart enough to be witty but dumb enough that the concept of subsidizing eludes him.
Console-hater man is old but uses new math.
Fun Facts:
Console-hater man thinks joypad support is "dumbing down."
Console-hater man is a flaming hypocrite; Console-hater man owns consoles to "better hate on them."
The Solution(s):
Create a console player appreciation thread in the PC support forum to distract him.
Create straw man arguments of Console-hater man's beliefs and then agree with them.
Tell him you are a non-white woman and watch as he snarks himself into a permanent ban.
