The Culprit:
The Fence aka Plot Directives
The Problem(s):
The fence cannot be overcome.
The fence makes a mockery of more serious plights.
The fence is a real-world punch in the gut.
Fun Facts:
Gamers who dream of fences are subconsciously battling impotence.
Fences have more friendly cousins called locked gates.
The Solution(s):
Replace all fences with pictures of puppies.
