The Culprit:
Internet-Ignorant Lawyers aka Secular Preachers
The Problem(s):
Internet-ignorant lawyers do not understand the difference between developer content and online nudie textures.
internet-ignorant lawyers will undress someone with their eyes, and then want them arrested for indecent exposure.
internet-ignorant lawyers believe the Constitution is more like a set of suggestions.
Internet-ignorant lawyers hunt games in bastions of change known as "the state courts."
Fun Facts:
Internet-ignorant lawyers pay their own fees, in blood.
Internet-ignorant lawyers have crazy eyes.
Internet-ignorant lawyers have a special mating call that sounds like billfolds being smacked together.
The Solution(s):
The only way to protect yourself from Internet-ignorant lawyers is to hang with easier targets.
