The Culprit:
The Online Petition aka Printable Toilet Paper
The Problem(s):
Online petitions give weight to issues that have no value.
Online petitions give weight to people who posses thoughts with no value.
Online petitions are fan-boy vats.
Online petitions consume valuable Internet resources that can be used for more important tasks, like hosting pictures of puppies.
We want a re-exclusive!
Fun Facts:
Online petitions do not work.
Online petitions are frequently misspelled.
Online petitions are regrets in tangible form.
Every time someone signs an online petition an angel laughs.
The Solution(s):
None known at this time.
OMG! This art is like WoW!
