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The Technical Support Forum Ranting-Expert Guy

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I hate these guys. The only way I would take money from them is from their cold, dead hands.


The Ranter

The Culprit:

The Technical Support Forum Ranting-Expert Guy aka Mr. I Know a Lawyer

The Problem(s):

The ranting-expert guy clogs up the support forums with his ranting so no one can find what they need.
The ranting-expert guy threatens class action lawsuits which attracts Internet-ignorant lawyers.
The ranting-expert guy defiles the threads of others because everyone else's problems must be related to his fringe problem.
The ranting-expert guy refuses to believe the problem could be anything other than a conspiracy to piss him off.
The ranting-expert guy will complain about a game being delayed before it is released and then say it was rushed.
The ranting-expert guy makes enough assumptions that you can build a nest with them.

"Worst Ever" forum text

Fun Facts:

Ranting-expert guys often claim to be computer programmers, software engineers, statisticians, and game designers.
Ranting-expert guys are never computer programmers, software engineers, statisticians, and game designers. Or good ones at least.
Ranting-expert guys use phrases like "worst ever" like they are periods.
Ranting-expert guys treat 50 dollars like a donated kidney.
Ranting-expert guys are not actually experts and have computers made by Dell.

The Solution(s):

Ban and wait for the sock.

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