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GTA Roadkill

Lucca

I could build a smart car that wouldn't hit people but where is the fun in that?


All Hail Brushless Car Washes

The Game:

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

The Gore:

Pedestrian speed bumps.

Pedestrians Getting ThumpedI was just following the GPS!

The Requirements:

Steal an automobile. Drive in any direction. You will be guaranteed to hit someone within ten seconds.

Notice the Detailed:

Positraction in action.

Bernie on this Gore:

Bernie

Okay, this one is funny. The sound it makes, "Scrunch!". That is so funny! I laugh every time I see it. It is like stepping on a cockroach, "Scrunch!". Now don't spread rumors, I don't have cockroaches in my apartment.

Bernie's Revulsion Level:

1 out of 5 fingers down your throat.


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