Not Really News
This is a collection of news items. I have been told to beg for you to visit our sponsors.
Jaana Found Dead!
ABFC Protesting Inadequate Cold-Weather Clothing
MapPuzzle Files for Bankruptcy
Peach Stalker Arrested - Mario?
Claims of Undocumented Workers Putting Heat on the Overlord
Piñata Prostitution Ring Busted
Lulu Says Sex Tape a Fake
Queen Ailish Adopts Anthropomorphic Child
Jar Jar Binks Assassinated!
Elf Boy To Be Reamed By Fairies
G.U.F. to Investigate Increased Traffic in Games
Game Characters Promise World - Less Emo Shit
