Junk?

Know Your Gaming Drugs

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As a genius scientist I can appreciate the need to study such substances. Here is some drug information compiled by scholar Raine Sage.


Drugs Detailed

Raine

Fisstech

The Drug:

Fisstech

Common Method of Usage:

Membrane exposure.

Did you Know?

The issuing of commemorative fisstech tins is one of the fastest growing industries in Vizima.

Raine Says:

Raine

Fisstech is a drug popular with ruffians and poor people. The drug is largely ignored by the affluent due to the fact that the drugs primary method of usage was originally through the use of an anal suppository, commonly known as "butt frosting."

Intensity Rating:

3 out of 5 crackheads.


Silver Serpent Venom

The Drug:

Silver Serpent Venom

Common Method of Usage:

Ingestion or injection.

Did you Know?

Silver Serpent Venom is the leading cause of skin cancer in Britannia.

Raine Says:

Raine

Silver Serpent Venom was originally used as a soldier's suicide drug for gargoyles. Despite having a greater resistance to the modern version of the drug, gargoyles serve an average of five more years in Britannia prisons for Silver Serpent Venom-related convictions.

Intensity Rating:

4.5 out of 5 crackheads.


Black Rhobar

The Drug:

Black Rhobar

Common Method of Usage:

Inhalation while burning.

Did you Know?

Named after the king of Myrtana, a noted white man.

Raine Says:

Raine

Black Rhobar is one of the most socially acceptable narcotics in the Gaming Universe. It is made from swampweed which neither grows in swamps or is a weed.

Intensity Rating:

1.5 out of 5 crackheads.


Jet

The Drug:

Jet

Common Method of Usage:

A neat little inhaler.

Did you Know?

Jet comes from two-headed cow poop.

Raine Says:

Raine

The original version of Jet had a 100 percent addiction rate, just like Magic the Gathering for virgins. A common misconception about Jet is that it must be shaken before use. This actually reduces the potency of the drug.

Intensity Rating:

3.5 out of 5 crackheads.


Skooma

The Drug:

Skooma

Common Method of Usage:

Inhalation and ingestion

Did you Know?

Skooma was voted the cutest-named narcotic seventeen years running on Gaming Idol.

Raine Says:

Raine

Skooma is derived from refined Moon Sugar which is also a popular ice cream topping. My personal computations indicate that 1 out of every 3 Khajiit are Skooma users.

Intensity Rating:

4 out of 5 crackheads.


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