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Panty or Thong?

Lucca

I prefer more functional attire myself.


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Selphie Panty/Thong Picture

"Hungry Cameltoe" Panty Theory:

Take a standard pair of panties and combine them with a hyperactive, monster-fighting lifestyle and you will get some slight "panty gagging" moments.

"Massive Brazilian" Thong Theory:

Darker skin tones with coverage on both sides of the thong indicate a "six o'clock shadow" and a very naughty girl.

A Female's Take:

Raine

The poor lighting caused by the forest canopy makes this picture ambiguous and difficult to evaluate. Either way, Selphie has clearly failed to meet the minimum coverage requirements for someone of her age and supposed dignity level.

A Male's Take:

Woozie

How the hell should I know? Why was I picked for this?


Selphie Panty/Thong Picture

"Cubical Vagina" Panty Theory:

A jumping Selphie with excessive "panty gagging" exposes her six-sided stuff.

"Distended Genitalia" Thong Theory:

A very unhealthy jumping Selphie shows the world her lack of female tautness.

A Female's Take:

Raine

Either Selphie has a white stripe stitched up the back of her dress or she needs to seek medical help immediately.

A Male's Take:

Woozie

And this is why I am glad I am blind.


Selphie Panty/Thong Picture

"It's the Only Way the Playstation Could Render Panties" Panty Theory:

The increased horizontal width of the upper panty area and some Playstation texture sharing signifies panties all the way.

"Jump Slippage" Thong Theory:

She jumped awkwardly and had her thong slip down in the front. It could happen.

A Female's Take:

Raine

I feel this is the strongest evidence yet for the existence of panties on Selphie. I would also like to see an evaluation of the "Panties to the Side With Slightly Crossed Leg" panty theory.

A Male's Take:

Woozie

How old is this person? Is she jailbait? She's jailbait isn't she?


Selphie Panty/Thong Picture

"Atomic Wedgie" Panty Theory:

Selphie is suffering from an atomic wedgie with almost full buttocks encapsulation.

"Triangular Ass" Thong Theory:

The white stripe identifies the thong nestled between Selhpie's triangular buttocks.

A Female's Take:

Raine

And now it looks like a thong. While there is some logical traction with the Short Dress vs. Wedgie Correlation Index I would like to propose a theory that Selphie has anthropomorphic underwear that "morphs" between panty and thong as the need arises. This could certainly explain the discrepancy between the pictures we have been analyzing.

A Male's Take:

Woozie

Triangular buttocks? Why are we discussing this?


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