Ms. Lucca is busy selling her blood. Allow me to help you select your optimal donation selection. The following is an optimal selection if you are a good person.
The following is an optimal selection if you are a great person.
The following is an optimal selection if you want the good and great people to look up to you.
The following is an optimal selection if you want to look down on the good and great people.
The following is an optimal selection if you are rich and want to make your poor friends feel even more poor.
The following is an optimal selection if you are rich and your family is a bunch of moochers and you want to stick it to them before you die. Please enjoy your donation selection.
Disclaimer: These donation buttons are real. I don't expect anyone to actually donate. I did this largely for the comedic value. That being said, I will have no qualms about accepting your hard-earned or ill-begotten funds. Don't chargeback me evil people. If you do chargeback me, you are on the hook for the chargeback PayPal fee. I fully expect you not to honor this anyway. But if you are reading this, please, don't donate while under the influence.
