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Near-Impossible Achievement Runs

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Everything I do is worthy of achievement points.


Oxychievemorons

What Is It?:

Any game achievement that requires an abnormal and concerted effort where you end up asking yourself, "What the fuck am I doing?".

Portal obstacle tasks

Why It's Stupid:

An achievement score is bizarro penis size.

The Guilty:

Any game that considers adding achievements to be DLC.
Any game that has a "patch," that is nothing but achievements.

Even More Stupid:

The Bureaucrat - Have over 100 hours of game time without getting any other achievements (real-life achievements are okay).
The Platonic Ass-Fucker - "Friend," at least 300 complete strangers on whatever crappy network your game uses.


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