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Rewarding Stupid

Robo

I would make a good farmer. I would make a good farmer. I would make a good farmer.


On the Farm

What Is It?:

The point in a game that it becomes work.

Why It's Stupid:

It's inherent.

The Guilty:

Every MMORPG ever. Any game that has farming, tedious repetitive tasks, pointless grinding with diminishing returns, or is waiting for that 1 in 255 chance, you know, like MMOs.

Even More Stupid:

A game that decreases your character's stats for every hour you are not playing.
MMOs come with a special "guild retribution" function that allows the guildmaster to blow up your computer if you have been AFK for more than five minutes.
A game that does not let you get the strongest weapon if you opened completely unrelated chests hours earlier in the game. Wait, what?

Final Fantasy XII Zodiac SpearThis is as close as you are ever going to get to that sucker.

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