We have now entered the tiebreaker round which will determine which contestant will proceed to the winner's circle of Gaming Pyramid. 39-day defending champion Raine Sage has been given competition order decision and has elected for team Raine Sage to proceed first. Team Raine Sage, which member of your organization shall be giving clues in this tiebreaker?
Chrono will be giving the clues Tio.
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Team Raine Sage clue receiver Raine Sage will now select a number which has been arbitrarily linked to a pseudo-random clue category.
Number four.
Team Raine Sage clue receiver Raine Sage has selected the integer four which corresponds to the category, "things having to do with nature." As required by Gaming Game Show Law I will now repeat this category and then repeat this category again without the "things having" quantifier in order to enhance emphasis. Things having to do with nature, to do with nature. Team Raine Sage will have 30 seconds to correctly answer as many clues as possible. Team Raine Sage, are you ready?
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We are ready Tio.
Begin.
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She said begin.
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Go!
(Waves arms about) .....
Say something! Uhhhhh, water. Sunshine. Atmosphere. Wind.
(Waves arms about wildly) .....
Please limit hand movements Team Raine Sage clue giver Chrono.
What is wrong with you? Say something! Trees! Dirt!
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Rocks! Mammals! Reptilia! Aves!
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Mitosis! Meiosis! Mitochondria! Cellular respiration! Dark matter! Dark energy!
Time has expired. Team Raine Sage you have acquired zero points.
(Mumbling) This is not fair. He wouldn't say anything. (Stares at Chrono)
..... (Stares and smiles at Raine)
..... (Glares at Chrono)
A clue that team Raine Sage may have tried could have been, "you walk on it, and it is green."
Grass?
Correct.
(Stares at Chrono)
..... (Stares and smiles at Raine)
..... (Glares at Chrono)
Team Yuffie Kisaragi, you need to score higher than zero points to be declared the tiebreaker winner. Team Yuffie Kisaragi which member of your organization shall be giving clues in this tiebreaker?
That's me. Right here.
Team Yuffie Kisaragi clue receiver Luigi will now select a number which has been arbitrarily linked to a pseudo-random clue category.
It's-ah my turn? I need to pick-ah something?
Team Yuffie Kisaragi clue receiver Luigi select a number.
I-ah don't-ah know what to pick-ah. I am-ah so nervous right-ah now. I never get-ah invited to these-ah things. My-ah brother, Mario, is the one for these-ah things, and he is-ah, incapacitated, ah.
I'll pick. Seven. Lucky seven.
Team Yuffie Kisaragi clue receiver Luigi stand-in team Yuffie Kisaragi clue giver Yuffie Kisaragi has selected the integer seven which corresponds to the category, "things starting with the letter 'H'." As required by Gaming Game Show Law I will now repeat this category and then repeat this category again without the "things starting" quantifier in order to enhance emphasis. Things starting with the letter "H", with the letter "H". Team Yuffie Kisaragi will have 30 seconds to correctly answer as many clues as possible. Team Yuffie Kisaragi, are you ready?
So-ah nervous.
I shall repeat my previous statement. Team Yuffie Kisaragi, are you ready?
Let's do this Wegi!
Uh, ready, ah.
Begin.
Okay okay. You wear it on your head. It's on your head right now.
Uhhhhhh.
It's on your head right now. It's green.
Uhhhhhhhhh, is-ah it a poodle-ah?
Poodle! Poodle! Oh my GAWD! Where do they find these people! It is on your head and it is green! It is made of cloth. Put your hands on your head and you are touching it.
You are-ah making me-a nervous, ah.
Put your hands on your head and you are touching it!
(Puts hands on head touching his hat) Uhhh, fingers-ah?
What your fingers are touching! Say what your fingers are touching!
My head-ah?
Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh! It is on your head and it is GREEN! It rhymes with cat!
Hey!
Team Raine Sage please remain silent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
On your head! Rhymes with cat! Green!
That is against the rules!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Say "HAT"! Say it!
She cannot do that! That is cheating! Foul!
Team Raine Sage please remain silent.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
SAY IT! SAY IT!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...hat-ah?
YES! Yes! Yes! I am the best!
Time has expired. Team Yuffie Kisaragi you have acquired one point. Team Yuffie Kisaragi has won the tiebreaker round.
No! That is incorrect! I am formally protesting this tiebreaker round! It clearly states in the Gaming Pyramid rules that rhyming words cannot be used in the event that the purpose of the word being used is solely for the purpose of it rhyming with the clue. Furthermore, she even used the actual clue which is a violation of the fundamental basis of this competition.
My sensors did not indicate any violation of the rules from team Yuffie Kisaragi.
She said, "hat"! And she said, "rhymes with cat"! How is that not a violation?
I will repeat my previous statement. My sensors did not indicate any violation of the rules from team Yuffie Kisaragi. However, my sensors did notice several obvious violations by team Raine Sage clue giver Chrono in the excessive usage of arm and hand motions. Given that the final score in the tiebreaker round for team Raine Sage was zero I have classified this unfounded protest under the subheading of, "bitter."
Bitter! Bitter! She said, "hat"! Check with the judges! This is a blatant attempt to circumvent the rules! Where are the judges?
In order to quell the bitter outbursts of the losing side team Raine Sage I will consult with Gaming Pyramid guest judge Robo. Gaming Pyramid guest judge Robo, what is your assessment of team Raine Sage's protest?
I agree with your evaluation of the situation Ms. Tio.
Oh, what a surprise! You people always stick together! You mechanical constructs have always had it in for me! Always got to keep the elf down!
I sympathize with the plight of the college-educated, board-certified, white-skinned, female elf with the shapely backside. My people could never truly understand the 400 plus years of oppression your kind must have endured.
Excellent usage of sarcasm Ms. Tio.
Thank you Robo.
Insolent! Insolent!
Regardless of the incorrect opinion of team Raine Sage the fact remains that the reign of our 39-day champion has come to an end.
..... (Stares at Chrono)
..... (Stares, smiles, and waves arms at Raine)
(Glares at Chrono) I hope you are having a seizure!
Team Yuffie Kisaragi navigate to the winner's circle.
Oh yeah! We got this Wegi. Just stay focused and relax. And don't screw up.
Waaaahhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa...
Team Yuffie Kisaragi, which member of your team shall be giving clues in the winner's circle?
I think we are going to mix it up Tio. Wegi will be giving the clues.
Waaaahhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa...
Very well team Yuffie Kisaragi. Successful completion of all six categories within the allotted time frame of 60 seconds will result in victory for team Yuffie Kisaragi. Team Yuffie Kisaragi, are you ready?
We got this Wegi.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...ready, ah.
Begin.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Go Wegi! Go!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...an apple-ah?
Things you eat! Things you bake! Things that are fruit!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...an apple-ah?
You already said that! Things that are round!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Come on Wegi! Get the schlong out of your mouth!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...a fire truck-ah?
Things that are red!
I am on! Go Wegi!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Say something!
What just happened? What's going on?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...mushrooms-ah.
Things you smoke! Things you lick!
Mushrooms-ah.
Stop repeating the same thing! Things you eat!
Who eats mushrooms?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Come on Wegi! Time is ticking!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...stop-ah.
Give me something to work with Wegi or I will kick the crap out.....
What, again?
Oh my-ah! Uhhhhhhhhhhh...hello in there-ah.
Things you say?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...hello in there-ah. Is it hot-ah in here or is it just-ah me? Does it-ah flap in the wind-ah?
Are you giving clues or are you riffing? Crap! Things people say? Crap!
What, no glitter-ah today-ah?
Things a crackhead might say?
Can you-ah use it as a parachute-ah?
Oh! Things a gynecologist might say!
Hurry Wegi!
Waaaahhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...a candle-ah?
Things you light? Things that are bright! Things you hold!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...a small, dead-ah rodent. A Gamecube controller-ah.
What? Uhhh, crap. Things that are small? Things you hold in your hand?
A chopstick-ah.
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A Gamecube controller-ah.
Stop repeating crap Wegi!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...a Gamecube controller-ah with a rubber band-ah holding the analog control stick-ah to the right-ah while it is hooked up-ah to a Gamecube-ah with the option screen-ah for Wind Waker-ah and the vibrate option selected-ah causing the controller-ah to vibrate constantly, ah.
...things that move?
A Gamecube controller-ah with a rubber band-ah holding the analog control stick-ah to the right-ah while it is hooked up-ah to a Gamecube-ah with the option screen-ah for Wind Waker-ah and the vibrate option selected-ah causing the controller-ah to vibrate constantly-ah while it is attached to a long candle-ah with Scotch Tape-ah and the candle-ah is covered in Saran Wrap-ah and Vaseline-ah.
Things people stick up their butt?
A dead-ah rodent-ah.
Nonliving things people stick up their butt?
OH GAWD YES! I won! I am the best! You have serious issues Wegi!
Team Yuffie Kisaragi has been victorious in the winner's circle.
I am-ah so happy-ah for you Yuffie-ah. (Hugs Yuffie)
(Strikes Luigi repeatedly) Don't you touch me you freak! Don't you ever touch me!
Team Yuffie Kisaragi as is tradition established by the desire for higher ratings please invite friends and family onto the stage and introduce them to the audience.
Oh, right. I knew I would win. I knew it. Cloud, Tifa, come on up!
Introduce your friends and family and thank ethereal entities team Yuffie Kisaragi.
Okay. This here is Cloud. He doesn't talk much.
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You mean there is more of them? (Stares at Chrono)
..... (Stares and smiles at Raine)
..... (Glares at Chrono)
And this is Tifa.
Hello Tifa-ah. You-ah, have-ah, large-ah, feet, ah.
No one has ever noticed my feet before.
Oh and I want to thank my materia, all the materia I had equipped today. And I would like to thank all those that could not be with me today, especially Aeris, (Taps fist on chest) pour one out, we miss you girl. Oh! How much have I won?
You have won 25,000 Gaming dollars.
Oh yea! Oh yea! What is the exchange rate for that into gil?
The exchange rate is one to one.
...one to one? 25,000 gil? That's it? I made more than that just traveling to get here! What the hell!
My sensors have determined that this is a good time to end today's competition of Gaming Pyramid.
